Uber Khan

Two guinea pigs in a trench coat.

My piggies have become Uber Khan. They were out last night again...

by Nigrump December 22, 2019

uberguitardude

Best Shrek daddy.

UberGuitarDude, the best steamer.

by Maxramas December 28, 2019

Ubernork

When one silicon breast enlargement is clearly bigger than the other.

That poor woman! She came out of the clinic with one c-cup and one double d! It looks like she’s got an ubernork! Dunno how she’ll get bras.

by Nuphagus January 4, 2020

Uberdictionary

A verb used to describe looking up a definition for a word when you're 10 drinks in.

Person 1: What does sonder mean?
Person 2: I forgot, but i *burp* uberdictionaryed it before.

by AzhurStar January 7, 2020

UberBeats

When you order an Uber only to have the driver give you a handjob.

Johnny: Fuck I'm horny. I need to nut, so i'll call an UberBeats.
Lyvia: So I'm not good enough for you huh...

by RockManZero3 January 21, 2020

Ubee

Ubee is a storyteller. Humorist. A fey, erratic, lithe boy. Dour most times, other times jovial. Blame his multiple personalities for his confusions.

Ubee Suffers Borderline Personality Disorder. Sad that no one fucking understands. He likes woman and is straight forward. Straight forward with his xvideos account, and his Vaseline.

Pffffffft.

I'm Ubee.

by Pffffffft. February 5, 2020

uberfriend

The one friend that plans and organizes everything in the group.

Cara is such and uberfriend, if it weren't for her we wouldn't see each other that often.

by Drogbartsch February 14, 2020