Hood

A "Hood" (or "Bonnet" as they call it in the land of bad teeth) is something entirely unnecessary to cover your engine.

Often considered useful for aerodynamics, it actually just causes a lot of lift under the front of a car, and if you're not a pussy you make enough power to overcome the drag anyway.

Dude 1: Dude your hood flew off like 2 hours ago!

Dude 2: So? I'm still Gapping fools.

Officer: I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Dude: Yeah because if I don't have a hood someone is TOTALLY gonna die.

by Chargedm90 July 11, 2020

The Hood

The first name given to the Green Arrow in CW's Arrow.

The Hood is a vigilante, a killer.

by Chippypowers March 1, 2021

Hood Customs

A well-known game only virgins play

person1: yo do you play hood customs?
person2: no nigga im not a virgin

by DangerousKilla February 28, 2023

Hoods and pants

Getting incoherently drunk until you can’t walk or speak.

Let’s get absolutely hoods and pants tonight.

by Cooperh January 1, 2024

Hood Ding Dong Ditch

A normal ding dong ditch except instead of ringing the doorbell, one kicks the door in

Oh shit, that n/gga hood ding dong ditched us!

by Jerome🥸 June 1, 2021

Tom Hood

someone who calls girls fat and are mean to their friends

tom hood “hey step on this drain”

by lolyoulooklikeretard January 13, 2021

Hood

A buff man.

Bryce Hall is a rich hood.

by A Random Woman November 14, 2020