depressed stiffy

When you are depressed and jerk yourself off to try to make the pain of living go away.

I was about to kms last night so I just did a quick depressed stiffy to help

by Yo8484 March 17, 2017

Romeo’sTiffany

A beast from the shadows that only one man fears

Romeo’sTiffany
Ash: Res me before I call Tiffany

Romeo: I ain’t scared of that bish

by Loofypoo October 14, 2020

Roy Stiffcock

HE likes men

Roy Stiffcock likes Benj

by Nickcock May 6, 2021

sheisty stifferson

sheisty stifferson is a boy that had a stiffy in a preschool

your acting like sheisty stifferson

by weenor696969 June 9, 2021

Gooey stiffin

The act of jizzing one girls breast then proceeding to pour molten chocolate on her titties and suck it all off

Man last night was fun, gave her a gooey stiffin best night of my life

by Bparis6459 June 16, 2021

Rodeo Stiffy

When you climax, but you still just have enough to keep on the saddle.

After she rode me for 5 minutes and i nutted i had a rodeo stiffy for a while."

by Jymothi November 6, 2021

No stiffs, glans, or butts

Humorous parody-phrase to mean dat da speaker wishes to keep a relationship platonic.

Alternative phrases for da "No stiffs, glans, or butts" saying could be either, "No orifs i.e., "orifices", as in coochies, mouths, or rectums, glands i.e., genitals that excrete fluids, such as boobs, cocks, or balls, or butts", or "No quifs slang for "queefs", or vaginal gas-expulsions during sex, glans, or butts".

by QuacksO November 27, 2021