Definitions by Yo8484

depressed stiffy 

When you are depressed and jerk yourself off to try to make the pain of living go away.

I was about to kms last night so I just did a quick depressed stiffy to help

depressed stiffy by Yo8484 March 17, 2017

FuckerSmucker 

A guy who locks people in a janitors closet and fucks them with a mop handle

"Damn, that guy looks like he's a fuckersmucker"

FuckerSmucker by Yo8484 June 9, 2016