Lauren

Lauren is a two-faced person, but not just a typical two-faced person but something way different. You see, when she is around the girls, she is very petite, very demure, very innocent, very dominant and a super leader. However, when she is around the boys, she turns into a whole another breed. She becomes the nastiest slut I have ever seen! She is fierce and flirty, and often gets wet easily! So it wouldn’t be a problem if you’re a male!

A girl friend: Hey Lauren, wanna hang out with him?
Lauren: Omg yes I am getting turned on!
A girl friend: But he is your cousin!

by blacksonistheblackest September 7, 2025

Lauren

what a stupid name.

Lauren is a horrible driver

by KRMSH September 18, 2025

Lauren's latte

A mistake drink instead of refilling a mimosa using oat milk instead of more orange juice.

What is a hint of orange juice, oat milk and champagne make? That's a Lauren's latte.

by Toadloaf November 9, 2025

Lauren Blow-bert

Nickname on Capital Hill for the incompetent and corrupt U.S. representative from Colorado's 4th District, who has been a disaster for both Colorado and our nation.

There goes Lauren Blow-bert again, giving out blow-me sandwiches to her mega rich donors.

by LaughingAloud December 11, 2025

ava lauren

The most beautiful, amazing, kind but humble girl. She has a lot to hide but inside she loves talking to people.

Love Her Boyfriend.

I love you ava lauren

by Spyguybobo January 14, 2017

Angry Lauren

The act of nutting in a chicks eye, licking it out and making the chick go YASSSSSS.

Dude! I straight up gave her an Angry Lauren last night!

by Dave The Meme Dealer May 9, 2018

asian lauren

An asia lauren is a loud asf small as asian girl who eats duck and loves haraan. She also is really smart at buissness studies and has lots of cats. She loves the word bitch and loves screaming wink wink 😂

Oh jeeze shes so loud and Chinese what an asian lauren

by Footballgyal69 May 14, 2018