by Ernie Boss October 14, 2006
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by Dr. Quack September 21, 2005
Get the new orleans mug.part of the east coast's infamous "emo trio" (NJ, PA, and MD/DC) where nearly all of the good emo bands come from. also where all of the crappy ones come from, but this matters not.
Lauren: "so Dave, are we hitting new jersey this weekend so we can cry at a show."
Dave: "of course Lauren, but only if you're up for shagging in my band's ultra-hip chevy astro."
Lauren: "oh Dave, you know it!"
Dave: "of course Lauren, but only if you're up for shagging in my band's ultra-hip chevy astro."
Lauren: "oh Dave, you know it!"
by Lauren February 19, 2003
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by thetruther March 30, 2009
Get the new haven mug.let me start by saying I am an ex New jersian, now having said that, Do Not be MISLEAD by the nickname garden state. It is Americas biggest cess pool, the only gardens that may be growing there now are probably illegal ones(in homes in camden and vineland, most typically).The state Troopers as well as the local city divisions of police are all corrupt, egotistical, self serving,trigger happy fucks, with a permanent bug up their ass! The most corrupt division Of NJ politics lies in the Welfare system and Division of Youth and Family services, both of which should be brought up on charges of fraud, neglegence, and Racial descrimination(I am talking about descrimination of the white americans, of which are harassed and denied ever recieving any benefits, when it's needed). It is is the biggest disgrace to America, as there are specifically no freedoms anymore for anyone who isn't rich or Is of another ethnical background outside of caucasion. The ONLY best part about New Jersey, Is the sign That Says: "You Are Now Leaving New Jersey"!
by highclassbizzitch March 4, 2008
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we dont have an accent and it doesnt smell here thanks.
to all you dumb people on here making fun of us jersey girls get over it cause we're hotter than half you new york city ,and philly girls so shove itt.
we own at driving and if you cant handle it, leavee cause we dont want your ass here anyway.
not everyone here is emo so thats dumb . and for all your information , i have been to other places and i still love new jersey so suck ittt. we dont say joisey. we are not trash so you can just get over it . and not everyone here is a guido so :p ! and also we dont all look the same except for the fact that we're all drop dead sexy .
dont mess, camden will kill your ass . yeah im from new jersey , and damn proud of itt.
and to all you californians and new yorkers who think your hot shitt ? you can kiss my part irish-part italian ass and leave!
peacee bitchhhes.
we dont have an accent and it doesnt smell here thanks.
to all you dumb people on here making fun of us jersey girls get over it cause we're hotter than half you new york city ,and philly girls so shove itt.
we own at driving and if you cant handle it, leavee cause we dont want your ass here anyway.
not everyone here is emo so thats dumb . and for all your information , i have been to other places and i still love new jersey so suck ittt. we dont say joisey. we are not trash so you can just get over it . and not everyone here is a guido so :p ! and also we dont all look the same except for the fact that we're all drop dead sexy .
dont mess, camden will kill your ass . yeah im from new jersey , and damn proud of itt.
and to all you californians and new yorkers who think your hot shitt ? you can kiss my part irish-part italian ass and leave!
peacee bitchhhes.
by megannnnelizabeth October 16, 2008
Get the New Jersey mug.Kia ora (hello)
Name: New Zealand or Aotearoa.
Population: 4 million
Capital: Wellington
Currency: NZD or New Zealand Dollar
Official Languages: English and Maori
Ethnic Makeup: European-77%, Maori-12%, Pacific Islanders-5%, Other-6%
The Maori imigrated from Polynesia about 1200 years ago.
The most beautiful, safe country in the world who have a neat national anthem and an excellent rugby team commonly known as the ALL BLACKS. It is a misconception that we 'hate' Aussies. We do not hate Aussies nor do they hate Kiwis. We are neighbours. Aussies are the familliar to us in our little country separated from the rest of the world. ;)
New Zealand happy things include, stubbies (short shorts), jandals, bbq's, rugby, beaches, buzzy bee toys!, pavalova, icecreams, L&P (yum), No.8 Wire, and pineapple lumps.
Most New Zealanders are friendly laid back folk who live for summer. And hey..we don't have accents, you do. ;)
peace.
Name: New Zealand or Aotearoa.
Population: 4 million
Capital: Wellington
Currency: NZD or New Zealand Dollar
Official Languages: English and Maori
Ethnic Makeup: European-77%, Maori-12%, Pacific Islanders-5%, Other-6%
The Maori imigrated from Polynesia about 1200 years ago.
The most beautiful, safe country in the world who have a neat national anthem and an excellent rugby team commonly known as the ALL BLACKS. It is a misconception that we 'hate' Aussies. We do not hate Aussies nor do they hate Kiwis. We are neighbours. Aussies are the familliar to us in our little country separated from the rest of the world. ;)
New Zealand happy things include, stubbies (short shorts), jandals, bbq's, rugby, beaches, buzzy bee toys!, pavalova, icecreams, L&P (yum), No.8 Wire, and pineapple lumps.
Most New Zealanders are friendly laid back folk who live for summer. And hey..we don't have accents, you do. ;)
peace.
"love thy neighbour"
"Kia ora, tamariki ma"-phrase most of us learn in primary school meaning "goodmorning children"
I liked this quote that I found on someone elses definition "With all the shit going on in the world today, sometimes I just wanna go live in New Zealand"
You got it!
"Kia ora, tamariki ma"-phrase most of us learn in primary school meaning "goodmorning children"
I liked this quote that I found on someone elses definition "With all the shit going on in the world today, sometimes I just wanna go live in New Zealand"
You got it!
by LydiaKat October 15, 2007
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