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let's eat grandma

An instance where the lack of a comma completely changes the meaning of a sentence.
Oh man, I forgot to write a comma, and now the meaning of the sentence has completely changed. This is a let's eat grandma moment.
let's eat grandma by ...EyeSock... September 10, 2020
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a big niggas gotta eat 

When a big nigga asks "yo can i get somethin out the fridge" or "you gonna finish yo cornbread?"
"Damn...Beaux tried to ask me for some damn chitlins.. I guess a big niggas gotta eat!!"

i can't eat FIRE ! 

a comment to those "asbestos mouthed" folks that MUST have their coffee or "pie" ('za) 6000° !!
the skin in my mouth has THANKED me for stopping doing that shit , and having burned tissue in my mouth for DAYS!
aren't you going to eat your slices ?? (response:) i can't eat FIRE !
he chug-a-lugged his bucky-wuckie's coffee right down !! -whatever! , i can't eat FIRE !

Please do not eat the weeds 

A joke from Fire Emblem: Three Houses. Dimitri and Dedue are finding plants among the weeds, Dimitri wants to eat the weeds but Dedue tells him not to.
Dimitri: Sometimes you find edible plants among the weeds

Dedue: Please do not eat the weeds

5 foods you should never eat again 

Basically every ad on the internet. Ever.
Wow an ad! "5 foods you should never eat again to cure cancer!"
Tf is this...

Fun to look at, not to eat

A good looking guy (normally a tool, douche bag or jerk) that is extremely attractive, but you would never date them for the reasons mentioned above.
Girl 1: Look at Ray's Instagram! He's so fine!
Girl 2: Yeah, but he's a tool.
Girl 1: Fun to look at, not to eat, I guess.