Chode

One who believes they are in a position of relative importance, but in all actuality nobody gives a shit about what they do. Taking all day to accomplish the simplest of tasks on a special Olympic level, a chode makes simple conversations and quick stories last for what seems like hours. Simple logistics are made complicated by setting aside all rational thinking. A chode will spend hours chatting up the opposite sex to make one’s self appear to be respected and appreciated. A vast array of prescription medications is taken by a chode multiple times a day sometimes in manners straying from the prescribed method resulting in a foggy sense of awareness.

Look at that Chode in that red shirt talking to that firewatch. What a Chode!!

by Glitterdragon420 September 18, 2020

Chode

If you look at Tyler Herrera than you will know. Very short and fat, kinda looks like a pancake.

Ty Ty has a Chode, and he is a chode

by Libila May 7, 2024

Chode Factory

A thick girl who sucks everyones dick.

Wow Isabel Gonzalez is such a chode factory!

by Fuck class of 2024 June 22, 2019

Chode

A dick that is fatter than it is long

Bryson's chode is very SHORT and very FAT. It is hairy and tends to sweat

by Disisalec January 18, 2018

Chode Mode

A sexual act where 5 wide males whip out their small penises and take the middle school lunch lady and go and serve them some creamy mac and cheese.

My wife came home last night late from the school. Hoping the chode mode went smoothly!

by chodiebrodie January 16, 2023

chode nut

A person who is being rude/ a little bitch

hey john is such a chode nut

by qwertyuiop234567890 March 5, 2016

chode lorde

A person or persons that are acting annoying or ridiculous

Larry is being a real chode lorde about this situation.

by Weaves69 August 15, 2017