Iron Chode 

Somebody who is a complete dick who can't see the logic in arguments so he presses on with his own.

Morgan: Why the hell are you cheating
Bennett: you cant cheat with a controller
Morgan: I don't care your cheating.
Bennett: you need a computer.
Morgan: YOU'RE CHEATING!!
Bennett: Why are you being such an Iron Chode?

Iron Chode by Annie The Hobo April 25, 2009

Niddish Chode 

A tyranid player, who is, in all respects a chode.

Tommy was a big fat Niddish Chode because he played 40K with a cheesy army that only geeks enjoy playing.

Niddish Chode by pavandip aujla July 14, 2006

toad chode 

When you rub your dick on a toad then get warts on your dick. To use toad chode to its full effect is to preform anal on your ex girlfriend then ribbit load and hard when you cum or when a wart explodes

I totally just fucked Gwen with my toad chode, she's such a stupid bitch!

toad chode by spongbob's penis March 30, 2015

The Chode 

A guy who closes closets with tape measures instead of actually doing work. They also have a strange resemblance to Millhouse on the Simpsons.

Metzler wasted time all day. He's a real the chode.

The Chode by Steak_N_Shake May 4, 2021

lachlan chode 

he is a human. who doesn't appreciate the time and effort people put in to make horror movies, especially 2 girls one cup. go show him some love sexies

'lachlan chode is a hairy motherfucker"

lachlan chode by very hairy jerry October 31, 2021

G-Baby Chode 

A chode that is constant, usually on a person that is constantly horny. It gains the name G-Baby for its size and it's lack to produce in the clutch.

Garrett has a constant G-Baby chode that scares away most of the ladies.

G-Baby Chode by Dr. Agon's Worst Nightmare January 27, 2010

pecker chode 

basically a chode with and unusually pointy tip

yo man i had this one best friend who slept over my house... at 3 in the morning he was trying to t-bag me while i was asleep with his pecker chode... so i cut it off

pecker chode by lickynuts December 15, 2004