Bastardos

A generic slang term for a salty or cheesy snack; namely Cheetos, Fritos, Doritos, or Combos.

The professor became irate at a student who sat in the front row loudly munching on a king-size bag of Bastardos.

by The Search Is Bound to Fail October 12, 2005

blastard

police officers who harass you for no reason
blue uniforms + acting like a bastard = blastard

Anybody who does something to piss you off, especially people of authority. (police, bouncers, PO)

I can't believe this blastard gave me a speeding ticket

I know that blastard didn't just cut me off!

by cherie September 13, 2004

bastardise

it simply means to make someone a bastard.

"why did I have to bastardise our new son?!?!?!"

by Dannyisjesus December 28, 2005

Baxtard

1.To Insult Someone who is being a dick, jerk, or just plain stupid

2.Another Insult To Bring Someone Down

3.Used To Tell Someone You Dont Like Them

1.Watch It Baxtard
2.Ashley Your A Fucking Baxtard
3.Ben Your Such A Baxtard

by HarvesterOfSorrow October 25, 2003

Bartarded

So drunk you forget how to say anything intelligent

He had 8 shots of tequila and was rendered bartarded.

by Nonwords August 16, 2014

bostard

A word used for Bosnian race. Is a mixture of "Bastard" "Retard" and "Bosnian". Replaces "nigger" for blacks. Derogatory word for races of Serbian, Yugoslavian, and Bosnian descent.

"Fucking bostard".

"I hate bostards...they fucking stink"

by Linh May 13, 2005

basstard

basstard

a snappy (that i thought i invented:P) come-back to counter being called a gaytarist. (guitarist)we all know guitar is better than bass! ;)

example of using basstard in an every day musicians life

2 dudes sitting, followed by being bored and silent

dude1: oh my god ur such a dick
dude2: that was random....u GAY-tarist
dude!: WHAT??? guitar is better than bass man...ur such a BASS-tard.
dude2: ooooohhhh touche, mate, touche.

by metal ninja June 1, 2006