Self- Abstinence

Forcing yourself not to masturbate for religious or personal reasons

Guy 1: "Have you seen Timmy, he looks more wound up than usual."
Guy 2: "Dude, haven't you heard, he's practicing self- abstinence."

by thatsdoctormrawesometoyou September 15, 2014

abstinence

a choice made by gay people. jus get on BC or use a condom.

I live in california where NO ONE is abstinence

by danibabayy June 12, 2008

Auston

Auston is cool and awesome, he is cool guy that has blue hair and is white of course. He smells good, but his farts are deadly

What's that smell, did he pull an Auston?

by AFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF March 20, 2020

Auston Matthews

An overrated piece of shit that seems to be made of glass because he always gets injured and takes so long to recover. Matthews is the only thing leaf fans can brag about and they always compare him to Laine even though Laine is so much better.

fuck Auston Matthews

man Auston Matthews is garbage

by efuheuvgfnerui fnjehjfiejifedu December 20, 2018

austined

when you stab someone with a knife right before he knocks you out

did you here? jack austined michael before jack could knock him out.

by Bryan Soberman April 15, 2010

Austins

Fuckboys who are complete assholes to women, nosy and like to make sure they're being talked about non stop! Loves to put people down. Don't trust.

Austins a dirtbag.

by urcameltoeshowing1 February 14, 2018

Austism

the feeling of complete and utter monotony, usually due to being over-tired, over-fucked up and/or completely burnt out.

kate: hey man you seem a little down, i think your having a bout of austism
austin: (in a monotonous tone)uhhhhhh yea i guess

by 324tex February 4, 2010