dick struggles

When a man is about to have sex, but can't get hard.

Female 1- Did you and John have great see last night?

Female 2- Nah girl, he has the dick struggles, so I dumped him!

by dboys194 May 6, 2016

vacation dick

A penis that is so large that the resulting aches make it so that it can only be enjoyed on occasion, as opposed to boyfriend dick, which can be enjoyed daily.

Not to be confused with Ideal Dick, which is significantly larger than boyfriend dick, but can still be enjoyed on a daily basis.

The aches from that vacation dick I had this weekend are still killing me. I can barely walk straight.

by GrumpyPlatypus June 6, 2016

stepdaughter dick

When a man’s flaccid penis lies to the side or edge of the bed so that it’s readily available for a stepdaughter to sneak into the bedroom, pull up the sheets and partake of that taboo fruit.

Tamara peeked in her mom’s bedroom and crawled over to her stepfather’s side of the bed. She slowly lifted up the comforter and said, “It’s pointed right at me. Just like he promised when he said, ‘Sneak in anytime and get you some stepdaughter dick’.”

by Disgruntled Preacher November 15, 2022

Blue Balls White Dick

When you get blueballs but baby batter still comes out

Dude: She kept stopping and going so I got blue balls but I still came, it just hurt

Chad: Damn, You got blue balls white dick
Dude: what the fuck

by Dinodiddler September 26, 2022

Mates with dicks out

It’s like friends with benefits but hotter

Jimmy and I are mates with dicks out

by jakerob December 6, 2019

tomato dick

When a boy has a small dick

Omg look at his tomato dick

by Tomato dick February 17, 2017

shrimp dick fuck nugget

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by Hex... Duh October 13, 2015