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Textbook Monkey

Someone who intends to or has completed an academic piece of work or endeavour by memorising information from a textbook, often leading to a shallow understanding of the topic.
"How did you get an A on the exam?"
"I just went over the textbook until I could recite it"
"You're definitely a textbook monkey"
by MFBlu May 2, 2024
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text of no return

The text that will change everything forever for worse. Do NOT send it!!!
Becky thought that Paul looked handsome in a pic in a group chat. She sent the text of no return declaring this despite his girl being in the chat and her being all bite and all bitch.
by von groovy July 19, 2024
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Textative

Angelina is very textative today.
by Sandyg204 December 15, 2024
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Textbook fear

A type of anxiety or apprehension felt towards a situation or decision because it is commonly perceived as difficult, overwhelming, or universally feared, rather than based on personal experience. It’s the fear of facing something simply because it has been widely described as daunting, often amplified by societal expectations or common narratives.
I really want to move away for university, but the textbook fear of being on my own keeps holding me back.
by FreshStartHero December 19, 2024
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Text stutter

When someone deliberately writes text in such a retarded unnecessary way to express their thoughts
retardeduser458234: "D-did he just do that? I...I can't believe someone would ever do that."
regularuser23455: "@retardeduser458234 Did you just text stutter on the internet? Are you retarded?"
by fencetape January 20, 2025
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textbook definition of gay

3 guys doing a recreation of the human centipede
Ayo the fuck u on about cuh saying they aint gay? Those 3 niggas were up all tongue deep in each-others asses human centipede style last night. Thats the textbook definition of gay
by Black Catamite February 15, 2025
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Text Mustard

A slang term for how smart you are.
Bro has a level 100 text Mustard!
He is really smart, after all.
by Remydacat February 4, 2026
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