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Jokes

I have tons of jokes to tell to everyone
by XxTeddyplushxX May 22, 2021
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Joke

Something you call an insult before someone made a comeback or negative reply.
"Cats are useless"
"You are fucking ignorant, rabbits are even more useless"
"It was a joke reterd"
"Yeah, of course, it's a joke just because I replied"
by PI55 September 3, 2018
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joke

A thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny
punchline.
"She was in a good mood to tell jokes"
by anonymous February 20, 2022
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Asher Joke

A joke so unfunny that you pray the person who told its uncle touches them.
The whole room went silent after hearing the Asher joke.
by chigga12345 April 14, 2024
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Jokes up

Heeeeeell naw
Person 1: Can you take a few dollars off?
Person 2: Jokes up foo
by Runtz Gvng August 8, 2025
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Iad Joke

A joke that was fucking lame as hell and not funny whatsoever. A joke that makes people laugh at the person that said the joke and clown them instead of laughing at the joke instead.
“Ima hit you wit the 1 2 Combo”

That shit was a iad joke”
by #1iadglazer November 29, 2023
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That's not a joke

Hym "That's not a joke what you're doing there. This was the wrong time to be uppity about your kids. You came into this thinking I was pranking your or something and now your want to pretend it doesn't matter that I was right because you still want to be uppity about your kids. Like, you don't tell me anything parent-bitch. You tell those fucking kids of yours that you're trying to trade them for another little boy or girl. And when your kids ask WHY you can tell them 'I tried to dictate to Hym the nature and course of his life so I fed them to Hym so he wouldn't come for you.' OR you can lie to their shit, retarded little faces. Which is what I expect your to do."
by Hym Iam November 20, 2025
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