Jesus Boner

Literally jesus’s holy erected dick

“Damn, he has a jesus boner there.”

by DickSucka69 March 5, 2018

Jesus hitler

The one extreme Mormon who yells at you when you swear or say any thing to do with Jesus or a God. This yelling can range from "STOP IT THAT IS AGAINST MY RELIGION AND YOU SHOULD NOT USE THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN!!" to "IF YOU SWEAR OR SAY THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN YOU WILL BURN IN HELL!"

"Oh my god Emily is such a Jesus hitler!" "HAY I HERD THAT NOW YOU ARE GOING TO HELL."

by op2014 November 13, 2014

Jesus Frappe

An immortal beast. You could throw him into a porta potty and he would end up in your closet the next day. He is very very sexy and can turn anyone on. But, if you disrespect him he will kill you. Respect the Lord or you shall be sacrificed.

"How tf did Jesus Frappe just reappear we killed him months ago"

by PhatJuicyAss April 25, 2020

Aqua Jesus

Aqua Jesus is the Mormon Jesus who has only water in his veins because their sacrament uses water instead of wine to represent his blood.

The Mormon missionary told me to "Let Aqua Jesus in to my life"

by jackmormonpriest June 5, 2016

Meme jesus

Some weird looking fat ginger virgin who sells discord rolls for nudes and when he doesn't get them he gets quite upset and throws fits where he often ends up half asleep with a fist in his anus

That ginger cunt meme Jesus has 1.8million followers. Please tell me how that's possible

by Dogn't November 14, 2018

Jesus-Effect

The act of surrounding oneself' with glaringly less attractive individuals in order to deceptively increase oneself' ego/value.

That girl isn't that pretty dude, look at her friends, total Jesus-effect.

by AwesomeSaucePan December 6, 2019

Jesus freak

Originally, dating back to the late 1960s and early 1970s, it was a term used to describe counterculture people, or hippies, aka "freaks" who were part of the Jesus movement. However, later on it was used as a pejorative against anyone who was a particularly devout Christian and especially vocal about it, even if they were rather square and quite the opposite of counterculture or hippies. This is typically how the term is used today.

Jesus freaks
Out in the street
Handing tickets out for God

by Datch Guy July 5, 2022