French intersubjection 

The conflation between the simple future tense and the present continuous tense in the French language.

(The functive (verbal) structure of the French language indicates that the future is already present).

In French intersubjection the phrase "am doing" has the same function as "will do" implying that will is a function rather than an action.

Ie. the future is extant (block time phenology).

French intersubjection by tomorrowtomorrow January 7, 2019

french domino 

when urinates on another, causes that second person to also urinate

Hey Karl, my bed was drenched this morning, did we french domino last night?

french domino by doubledesa January 13, 2019

french lobotomy 

When a lesbian couple gets oot the electric strapon, it's a bit rusty and the receiver gets a jolt all the way up to her frontal lobe.

Suzi's never been the same since her French lobotomy, now she won't go anywhere without that dinged-up old vibrator.

french lobotomy by SpaceQueen222 January 23, 2019

FRENCH BRAIDED 

When a girl has French braids, the man uses them to pull her up and down and hold her for deepthroats and take full control during oral sex

I French braided this girl last night

FRENCH BRAIDED by Gaqq January 29, 2019

French Necking 

A slang word describing the combined acts of cunnilingus and felatio

But Father, we were only french necking.

French Necking by Froggy 181 February 8, 2019

french fry 

A french fry is a crusty penis usually of small size, crusty meaning flakes of skin that's hard and brakes off.

jimmy "wow my penis is really crusty theirs flakes all over it"
jimmy " i have a french fry then"

french fry by i dont know what to say on thu February 26, 2019

French Vanilla 

A handjob in the bathroom of a OnRoute along the 401, usually costing about $3.00.

Stopped at the OnRoute near Belleville for a coffee and a french vanilla from my buddy Adam.

French Vanilla by 401Trucker March 11, 2019