Fish or Flowers

The spectrum of vaginal stench. If thy cunt smells like trout get the fuck out. If thy cunt smells of flowers it is worthy of golden showers. A tight flowery moist vagina is the most sought after thing on all of earth. A loose fishy dry cunt is the most repelling thing on all of earth. All hail the moist tight flowery cunt! ;)

Arb: Yo I heard you smashing that bitch last night! Was she fish or flowers?

Greib: Flowers MOFUCKA. I'm too good for dat fishy cunt!

by Greib Minzadian November 14, 2011

Bird of a Feather Flock Together

Bird of a Feather Flock Together is a term used when describing a Group of people who always hang together, and or associate with one another. Even when they all may not share the same common interests, outside in public view they're all just viewed the same (a Feather on a Bird's back) just by Guilt of association.

"You know the old saying, you hang around 10 Fake individuals you're likely to be the 11th one. Bird of a Feather Flock Together. You're not just an associate of them, you're one of these fake individuals as well ."

by Chris Prince October 24, 2015

Betty ford floater

An extra shoot of liquor on top of his/her cocktail

She asked for a betty Ford floater over her Margarita

by djfdbf September 3, 2017

Cripple Cream Flogger

Performing a vigorous hand job on a wheelchair bound male until he busts a nut load of man cream.

I can’t tell you how many cripple cream floggers I gave Randy during his two months of recovery. That wheelchair had to get the bolts retightened from all the shaking.

The home health nurse was like 65 years old but she never left without a cripple cream flogger.

by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020

cat not liking a flower

just a random thing that popped into my head

cat not liking a flower in urban dictionary

by poipeoplepersone February 11, 2022

To shit on the floor

Slang verb, to procrastinate in an aggressively unproductive manner.

Person A: What have you been doing? Weren't you meant to be finishing your assignments?
Person B: Well I've been trying but I've only managed to shit on the floor for the past 3 hours.

by Tjimå February 28, 2022

It's a floater!

A phrase originating from a TikTok video of a family inserting a large, spherically shaped chocolate ball into a mug of milk in order to quirkily create a hot chocolate mixture. Seconds into the video, a child is heard screeching, "it's a floater", indicating that the chocolate ball is taking a long time to melt, which is essentially stating the obvious in a failed attempt to act in a comedic fashion.

Emily: That bouncer surely denied us entry into the club because we're so hot. He definitely had a Grimace Shake in Ohio prior to his shift, LOL!
Everyone waiting in line: "It's a floater!" type shit...

by tmkkmt August 3, 2023