Iowa eye exam 

Sticking your finger into someones, or your own eye knowing that it is contaminated, most likely with poo particles.

How did your son get pinkeye?
He gave himself the Iowa eye exam!

Iowa eye exam by darwyn Sobchek November 21, 2013

phoebe eyre 

Sexy beast with a tight ass, amazing tits and beautiful face, there's no singular word to describe her other than perfect

"Did you see phoebe eyre's ass?"
"dayum straight, im harder than titanium"

phoebe eyre by SexyFluffyBeast November 26, 2013

judgy eyes 

A look of judgment or contempt that one gives without saying a word. Instead, their eyes speak volumes.

Girl 1: Do you think this dress is too revealing?
Girl 2: No, you look fine. (as she looks Girl 1 up and down in a scrutinizing manner)
Girl 1: Then why are you looking at me with those judgy eyes?
Girl 2: Oh, it's just because you're a bitch.

judgy eyes by fmrmnquin September 6, 2016

fuck eyed 

So drunk that your eyes cant focus anymore.your balance is also effected , usally resulting in injury to yourself or inflicked by someone you almost bowled over on the way to the toilet.

Did you see gaz last night? He was so fuck eyed , he had a piss in hand sink in the female toilets

fuck eyed by timbo6969 January 3, 2017

One Eyed Sniper 

A One Eyed Sniper is a term for someone in CS:GO or Valorant who entry peeks on either Ct (Defenders) or t (Attackers) with only the Marshal/ SSG 08.
They claim that they will entry frag someone and when they don't they try to find an excuse

Estyx : Oh watch this, imma pull an one eyed sniper
*Estyx gets one frag and dies*
Team : Well done you achieved nothing

One Eyed Sniper by Estyx October 15, 2021

douche my eyes 

Necessary after seeing something revoltingly hideous.

Hey girl...not everyone should where a mini-dress! I’ve got to douche my eyes after that unsightly mess!!

douche my eyes by Verbal Slasher May 17, 2018

deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes 

adjective
Something so lifeless or useless (dead) that it out-deads even the lifeless-ness of Kristen Stewart's acting. This term first coined by Maria Walters, aka Masala Skeptic of Skepchick in the post "Reclipse: Yes, Twilight still sucks"

Zombies' brains are deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes.

deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes by ariklkira November 14, 2012