danielius 

Band wagon Dan who likes to play piano piss tiles aswell as calling alana fit whos dream is to become a professional streamer that streams minecraft and is shit at rocket league (silver one) , gets grounded for arguing and eating upstairs by fat moth. Sky brows make you fly x

Do you know that guy Danielius?
Yea he likes to play pissy tiles so we you can call him pissy hands Dan and hes also shit at rocket league and has no life x

danielius by Danielius July 22, 2018

Jack Daniel's Story 

Getting totally smashed on a full bottle of whatever, and then getting busted by your parents. You don't remember much of the 'getting busted part', but you do remember that said parent was totally chill about it. This is also after you have drunk dialed half of your friends.

Me: finished off a full bottle of jack, only to pass out mid-sentence with my 2 friends on the phone. They freaked, and called my dad seeing as i was by myself, and he came upstairs. I only remember him putting me into bed, and then later on coming up the stairs with shot glasses and saying "this is how much you can have. like 3 of these. thats it."
rofl
so, later on my friend (same one who was on teh phone last time...) had a similar instance (big ass bottle of tequila, got all giggly, and then waltzed into her mom's room and was like "I've been hittin' the sauce, ma!" (jk, shes not from the 20s...) but anyway, we coined the phrase "Jack Daniel's Story" b/c of this.
Have fun, get wasted!

Jack Daniel's Story by K on a Stick February 16, 2008

Daniel

has a bbc but cheats on his girl

Girl: "Yeah, I fucked Daniel so hard last night."
Girl 2: "Really?! I fucked Daniel yesterday morning!!"

Daniel by 69bbc February 21, 2015

Daniel

A man who always wears vans but rocks the white vans!

"Damn Daniel back at it again with the white vans!"

Daniel by Lil Swiggz September 4, 2016

Daniel

A Daniel is a hot and smart person, that is very attractive. A Daniel is easy to rely on and is often friendly.It is known that everyone loves a Daniel.

I wish i was dating a Daniel

Daniel by gary1232880 July 26, 2016

daniel the cunt 

An twat that slags off every one and never has your back

Daniel the cunt:Erin's a slag
Erin: cunt

daniel the cunt by Nick the sexy kid April 10, 2017

Daniel

A Daniel is a THIEF, will take your stuff when your not looking, a Daniel doesnt care for family or friends unless they have money but he only cares for their money. Daniels like to use people and are usually a pothead and nobody will like their kind one day. Daniels are just dirty theives and never leave anything valuable within a few miles of Daniel or it will be stolen. A Daniel isnt a good theif or runaway either everybody knows its him who stole or where hes hiding.

Daniel-hey are you getting bud this week?
Dude-ya why?
Daniel-what day, what day, can I come when you cash your check, where do you normally store your money?
Dude-why so you can Daniel(steal) it all?
Daniel-runs away*

Daniel by Belle dude November 27, 2018