Shit Clown 

Well this is a derivation of an ever-popular favorite, ass clown. The only difference being the substitution of one profane word for another. Shit clowns are people who you would normally consider ass clowns, but they smell really badly. So the use of this word is usually saved for those ass clowns with poor hygiene, including but not restricted to bums, beggers, democrats, Rasheed Wallace and the like.

n. That shit clown just asked me for what I could spare so I gave him an application for McDonalds.

Shit Clown by Zeke May 28, 2004

ass clown 

A complete jackass that does not realize how much of a tool he actually he. Does stupid shit constantly, and thinks people are laughing with him, when they are in fact laughing at him.

Did you hear that Chad Johnson wants to change his name again? That guy is a complete ass clown.

ass clown by aguy76 December 17, 2009

Brown Clown 

When a person shows their butt to someone.

(AKA mooning)

oh man you just got (brown clowned).

At graduation Josh (brown clowned) the graduating class.

Brown Clown by Q-Ball711 September 9, 2011

Porch Clown 

\pȯrch-klau̇n\

noun.

1.) Juggalo/Juggalette in the south.
2.) A lazy Juggalo/Juggalette.
3.) A Juggalo/Juggalette loitering.

Look at those porch clowns...

That Steven is such a porch clown.

Look at that group of porch clowns... disgusting.

Porch Clown by 24 GaRoTGOLD November 14, 2012

Drama Clown 

Drama Clown: A foolish, narcissistic, theatrical, immature, petty, impulsive person - who is overly emotional and a dramatic instigator. Will most likely start drama for no reason at all during inappropriate times. Usually wears too much makeup, hence the clownish appearance. Usually a female, but can also be a male.

Real life examples: Snookie, and most female celebrities.

Pablo's stupid girlfriend was being such a drama clown last night. She kept trying to fight with him during the middle of dinner because he ordered the tofu with mixed vegetables, instead of the pork fried rice. She wanted to split one order with him since she is so cheap. I'm going to tell him to ditch that drama clown next time we hangout.

Drama Clown by ParadoxicalDejaVu January 15, 2013

Dead Clown 

Mainly used in relation to depressed clowns but can also be used to describe circus acts with suicidal tendencies.

Trapeze Artist 1: "What's up with Dylan?"

Trapeze Artist 2: "He's having a real bad time at the moment"

Trapeze Artist 1: "You don't think he'll go Dead Clown do you?"

Dead Clown by AllTheWords March 12, 2013

life-clown 

When one has previously been the "class-clown" who, in later life, still maintains the same essential attitude. That being to laugh and joke about anything and everything.

That guy keeps joking whenever his boss is trying to make serious decisions and policy. He's such a freakin' life-clown!

That life-clown won't take anything serious!

That guy makes a joke about everything, he's such a life-clown.

life-clown by Gerardb63 April 13, 2013