This phenomenon occurs when one is in the process of defecating. In order to occur, the fecal flux must be a single, uninterrupted outflow, creating a log of such magnitude that the stool reaches the bottom of the bowl before being released. Once this delicate equilibrium is broken, the crap proceeds to fall forwards, gently tickling the underside of your testicular sac, leaving a brown deposit in its wake. This rare occurrence is known as the "brown bag".
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In an episode of QI, Stephen Fry described Dan Brown's The Da Vinci Code as "Loose stool water, arse gravy of the worst kind."
In an episode of QI, Stephen Fry described Dan Brown's The Da Vinci Code as "Loose stool water, arse gravy of the worst kind."
"Hey bud how was your weekend?"
"Awful! Dan Brown all weekend. I couldn't get more than ten foot from the pan."
"Awful! Dan Brown all weekend. I couldn't get more than ten foot from the pan."
by Monster P March 28, 2008
Get the Dan Brown mug.A sexual act involving flatulence. It usually involves five or more people (usually men) bent over with their pants off ("the harmonica") and one person of any gender ("the player"). "The player" kneels behind the first person, places his or her lips on the anus, forming as tight a seal as possible, and allows the person to blow a fart into his or her mouth. "The player" takes the fart in his or her mouth, places his or her lips on the second anus in a similar fashion, and forces the fart into that person's rectum. The fart is promptly blown back into "the player's" mouth, who continues this action down the line, until every person has recieved/expelled the same fart (sometimes doubling back and forth several times).
EXAMPLE: "Dude, years ago, I was backstage at an N'SYNC concert, and Britney Spears was giving 'em the ol' Brown Harmonica!"
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Get the Brown Harmonica mug.To be wasted beyond belief where you are in need of a hospital but your friends are too drunk to drive you there. The chances are in the morning you will have the hangovers of hangovers.
"Last night we were so brown bagged that Abel cut kevins finger while trying to duct tape adam to the wall like jesus"
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Implying you would befoul her...if you could stand to look above her shoulders...or were simply drunk enough.
Implying you would befoul her...if you could stand to look above her shoulders...or were simply drunk enough.
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Get the Brown Icicle mug.Head football coach for the University of Texas.
Generally known to be one of the best recruiters in the country. His gameday coaching skills were widely questioned until he won the 2005 national championship.
Generally known to be one of the best recruiters in the country. His gameday coaching skills were widely questioned until he won the 2005 national championship.
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