Brown Windsor 

The sexual or fetish act of defecating into a condom that is placed inside a females vagina until it is of an enormous and filling size.

Like the Bukkake ritual, for best effect this should be performed by multiple people for maximum filling, or one person who has has an adequate amount of feces.

The condom is then tied off and rammed back and forth into the orrifice.

Can also be performed analy by homosexual couples or the more experimental among the hetro's , but it is recomended the anus be losened up before performing this act.

"Lamar inserted the condom into Luanne and then plopped his hot brown gem into her, She sighed and motioned for Lance to take his turn in the Brown Windsor ritual."

Also:

"Willis stuffed the condom into Manny's ass then reversed apon it with his quivering sphincter.

The Warm load filled Manny with joy.

They had spoken of the Brown Windsor many times, and now it was Wiliis' turn."

Brown Windsor by Ben L 64 November 10, 2008

Brown Eye Surprise 

Man on his back, woman on top straddling his body facing away from him riding his cock hard…. Oh damn, and there is the brown eye right in his face!

oh man, she gave me the Brown Eye Surprise

Brown Eye Surprise by JBut December 25, 2007

Brown Summit 

the act of defecating on a plane at 30,000 feet.

It was such a long flight I had to Brown Summit half way through.

Brown Summit by Fubar57 October 21, 2009

Brown's Syndrome

The exhausting, maddening feeling when you're stranded at home waiting for the UPS guy to deliver your package. Symptoms include dozing off, hearing phantom diesel engines, restlessness, and a constant fear of leaving your waiting spot lest the UPS truck roll by while you're gone.

A: "Hey, B, you seem stressed out. Why don't you get out of the house and come see a movie with us?"
B: "I can't. I'm waiting for UPS to deliver a package, and it's giving me some serious Brown's Syndrome."

Brown's Syndrome by EnchantedPeanut July 11, 2011

Brown Buttoning 

The act of spreading ones ass cheeks and touching the petri anal area to the surface of another persons body.

"Damn Joel, why do you stink?" "I got brown buttoned last night"

Brown Buttoning by Richard Lapointe December 13, 2003

brown toweled 

wipe your bum with a friends towel. Then put it back on the rack. the trap is then set.

oh god ive ben brown toweled.

brown toweled by crab152003 March 21, 2008

brown cheeks

It's when someone doesn't wipe good enough, thus, leading to brown, shit stained butt cheeks.

After that mexican/margarita dinner last night i went home (slightly buzzed) and took a huge dump. Unfortunately, i woke up the next morning with brown cheeks. I was a little pissed, but i guess its better than crapping my pants.

brown cheeks by nastydandude May 21, 2008