grass widow

a wife whose husband abandoned without dvorcing her.

poor Mrs Wilson, she's been a grass widow since two years.

by zooba December 25, 2009

white widow

really good weed

i smoked a phat blunt of white widow

by stinkynuts June 21, 2003

Widow's Peak

A hairstyle in which medium length hair is swept backwards from the forehead, leaving a distinctive "v" shape at the front. Although traditionally a male hairstyle, it is more commonly seen upon girls today. Strongly associated with the classical depiction of Dracula and vampires.

Bela Lugosi had a widow's peak, and so does your girlfriend. Coincidence?

by Coming Second March 15, 2009

windows update

A feature that is no different from compiling the Linux kernel.

If you don't want a Windows Update, you should have stuck with Windows 98 instead.

by whatever April 10, 2004

windows media player

Stupid program that will play DVD's for some people but not for others. Completely illogical and impossible to use. Really pointless

"why the hell won't Windows media player play this DVD? It worked on my computer but not on this one."

by ihateu January 16, 2005

Windows

windows xp: a sucky OS that crashes every 5 minutes,
even more assed up coz it slows down after every installation and after every download,often caused by stupid assed programmers who wrote the stupid program

windows xp, the worst OS since the invention of computers

by charli January 19, 2004

widow-maker

something dangerous or lethal (such as a falling bough or dead tree)

That storm was widow-maker.

by The Return of Light Joker June 23, 2009