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Queen's University 

An overrated, privileged school for fuck boi little bastards. They use daddy's line of credit to pay an un-godly sum of money for their heavenly little children to learn how to throw shitty jams. There students free marks an top of that. 95% of their student population is rich kids who went to private schools with daddy's guap. If you rich fucks want your child to come back more retarded than when he/she left, this is the place to be (or Western as a back up)!
McMaster student: Yo fam I heard there's a jam up at Queen's University this weekend for hoco?
Ryerson student: Naw bun the Queen's, those waste yutes bout to catch a defaz straight to the dome.

McMaster student: Ah maybe I'll go up just to slide in with a blonde thooter.

Christopher Newport University 

Christopher Newport is just like UVA, only prettier. We're the school where the kids are smart and gorgeous, the facilities are amazing and our dorms are nicer than your house.
Even though were a "dry campus", kids come from all over Hampton Roads to party with us. Christopher Newport University is the Beverly Hills of Colleges.

Go to Port Warwick to party...but only if your Greek. And if you're not pretty, your basically a Geek.
I'm amazing, I go to Christopher Newport University, duh!

St. Louis University High 

College Preparatory School located in downtown St. Louis also known as SLUH. Best guy school in the city, most people think it's full of nerds and computer geeks, but that is not the case. The guys of SLUH are the most popular in the city and get any girl they want(for the most part). Yeah of course there are a few nerds, but what else would you expect from a school that requires at least a low A GPA? SLUH guys are the shit.
The SLUH guys are actually moving out of Missourri to go to college and they will get a job.

University of Alabama 

12 National Championships in football alone.
UA pwn3s

University of Toronto 

University of Toronto is one of the most elite institutions in the world. Also referred to as the Harvard of the North thus being the top of the Canadian Ivy Leagues and the top choice of anyone who is 'anyone'. The campus is located in the luxurious upper side of down town Toronto.The pure definition of class, a school of beautiful, well dressed, and smart individuals who possess an elite sense of worth.
University of Toronto students don't have to think they are better then everyone who dosen't go to UofT. They are better.
John: Hey man did you get into University of Toronto?
James: No...
John: Oh really? wow.
James: Arn't you going to ask where I got in?
John: Does it matter?

York University

York University is despised upon by other Toronto universities, such as the University of Toronto and Ryerson. It was once ranked #2 on Maxim's 'Sexiest Schools in North America' list. A lot of uptight, yet hot, girls attend this fine institution. Home of the rich and posh whose mommy and daddy buy their education. Known for programs such as the Schulich Business School and Osgoode Hall Law School (which I might add is the largest law school in Canada). It's Political Science program has received accolades and is considered one of the best in the country. Notoriously known for it's left-wing students and professors, and brawls between the Jews and Palestinians.
All hail York!
U of T chick: Nice Louis Vuitton purse. You must be a student at York.
Yorkie girl: Indeed, that is correct.

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You're a member of the NDP? You must be/or have attended York University before! No one can have such leftist ideals and not be a Yorkie!
York University by CaptainD September 15, 2005