Uber

were going to have our own language that's Uber secret only we could de-code..

or never see childhood friends who know friends that damn long as I do too. Like amish paradise is to gangsters paradise, and coinsidentely Weird Al's Neice's! hehe, Thank you Karen! bilingual in many languages karen typical old ass mobster scene in North America's mobster movies, ya know the jane's the johns is to the jeffs and jessicas or the steve's and debi's
I'm uber funny

were going to have our own language that's Uber secret only we could de-code..

by Animation Anjimehimah Dominati September 5, 2019

uber the jet

When you're so rich that you could literally uber a jet, as in a private jet.

Me: "Hey uber the jet, or nah??"

Person: "Nah."

Me: "Hey man that is not very cash money of you."

by animaee September 8, 2019

Ubertage

When all your drunk friends pile into an Uber on your account and destroy your rating when they cuss, throw up in the car, and insult the driver.

Man Jeff threw up in my Uber ride last night and told the driver to fuck off and clean it up himself . I went from 5 stars to 2 stars and now I can't ever get picked up again. He Ubertaged me!

by Lucky1969 October 9, 2019

UberVIP

A Uber rider that has a sense of entitlement who does not tip.

I took a UberVIP rider and they asked for water, gum, mints and an aux cord on a 2 mile trip. There was no tip.

by RideshareHouston_org October 10, 2019

Uber Dictionary

People, especially literal fish and gingers who have the attention span and memory of a gold fish, who forgot how to spell "Urban Dictionary." While usually caused by mistake, it's not surprising if you were wondering why you couldn't get to this website because of this, congratulations.

"Dude, what's that one website? Uber Dictionary?"

"Dude I've been googling Uber Dictionary for half an hour now I can't find it."

by Mr. MARIJUANA PEPSI October 17, 2019

uberd

when you successfully glamorize women

(A sentence common to Colorado Starbucks visitors)

You’ve just uberd her

by Marktbegleiter November 3, 2019

uberd

Uberd is a synonyme for glamorizing a Starbucks employee during the name identification process

She uberd you

by Marktbegleiter November 4, 2019