smile the same

Smile the same

Mira posted a picture where she was smiling
Richard: smile the same always my friend

by Simpoooo January 2, 2023

śmierci

Dead in polish

Ja śmierci
Smutny

by Kakakakakaakkakaka March 22, 2023

Sizer

A smelly dork that has huge eyebrows, curly hair and big square glasses.

Guy 1: yea that guy smells like shit it’s a smell I can’t quite describe but it is fucking awful

Guy 2: that’s just sizer sizing it up with his big EYEBROWS

by jesuschrist100 March 27, 2023

Smice

The number one air freshener on the market! It does not have anything to do with the Cult Of Hamaroa. Joy!

One spray, and your problems will go away! Smice, Don't Do Your Research.

by 4_ May 19, 2023

Size

For a mans penis. The average size is around 2 cm. Anything more is outrageous.

Your penis size is so biggggg. 3 cm is massive!!!

by niggernigga May 26, 2023

sizemometer

A tactile-sensory nerve in a woman's vaginal walls dat help her estimate how big a guy's hoo-haw is by measuring how much it trembles and throbs against said love-tunnel as he's thrusting inside of her.

Some male intercourse-partners ask a "new" lady --- i.e., one whom he's just met, and so she has not yet laid eyes on his guy-junk --- to let him start out having sex wif her without her actually seeing his "equipment" beforehand (this could be accomplished by either initially having her be blindfolded or simply beginning said bouncy-bouncy wif all da lights off), but instead merely notice how his love-pipe actually feels inside of her before deciding how satisfying its length/girth/shape is for her; in this instance, she needs to rely solely on her sizemometer to determine how well-hung he is.

by QuacksO June 8, 2023

Smiged

Fucked up sluring, retarted, overly intoxicated

Being a smig or he smiged himself

by Werd eogi July 12, 2024