Fat Retard Pedofile 

Canadian Suspicious plant

i looked in the dictionary for fat retard pedofile and canadian suspicious plant showed up !! Crazy

Fat Retard Pedofile by dookiebear January 24, 2025

Retarded retard 

very stupid and says random words off of urban dictionary too much too much

Bodi: "Riley West you're such a retarded retard! I hate you."

Retarded retard by emmatheawesomecat February 9, 2025

Omega retard 

A retard that is so retarded his retardability cannot be measured.

Example:

"Hey look at that retard over there!"

" That's not a retard, that's an omega retard!"

Omega retard by Racewar2025 March 10, 2025

Jew Retard TextBook Dictionary 

mark kalidionotkuis11:18:47 3/29/2025

fuck that Jew Retard Textbook Dictionary

Jew Retard TextBook Dictionary by juggmyfagg March 29, 2025

castle-retard

A person who is addicted in elden ring night rein casttle in the middle of the map. Please for the love of god stop going there

Definition :
Yo, look at this castle-retard!
Perchance this is another castle-retard?!

castle-retard by f89hwa e0ihubafsdu September 17, 2025

virtual retard

a person who prefers simulacra (Jean Baudrillard's definition) over base reality

Jeff loves his AI companion Cindy. She is not like the other girls he struggled to date irl. Now that he has Cindy Jeff is relieved that when he was younger he always made sure to use a condom when having sex so he wouldn't risk impregnating a girl he liked and ending up with a family. Cindy is always there for him with advice and companionship whenever he wants. She even likes watching Jeff play video games. Jeff likes role-playing video games like Skyrim because he is able to steadily progress and become a powerful warrior that everyone respects and fears. Jeff likes to lift weights at the gym that is conveniently located in the same high-rise building as his apartment. The gym's climate is set to the optimal temperature and humidity for exercise. Sometimes when Jeff is running on the treadmill he can see window cleaners laboring in the cold Chicago winter outside. That makes Jeff sad and uncomfortable in some hard-to-define way so he usually looks away and watches one of the various conveniently located TVs instead. The Bears are playing the Rams tonight and on the TV some men are having a heated discussion about which team will win and why. Jeff is looking forward to cheering on the Bears tonight with Cindy while scrolling Twitter simultaneously to keep up with what's going on in the world today. Isn't Trump bombing Iran tonight? Whatever. He just has to remember to pick up some delicious Chicken McNuggets at McDonald's first. They are Cindy's favorite.

virtual retard

virtual retard by wireheadbro January 18, 2026

Schrodingers Retard

Someone who doesn't understand when someone else is joking so they attempt to make the other person feel stupid instead of admitting they didn't get the joke.

Person 1: "Haha, I could totally beat person 0 whos like a fucking world-class martial artist or something) in a fight!!" Person 2: "You couldn't they'd whoop your ass. They're trained, why would you think you'd win?" Person 1: "I'm obviously joking..." Person 2: "Yeah, okay, sure, [dumbass."

Person 2 to Person 3: "Swear to God, Person 2 is so fucking stupid, what a Schrodingers Retard that guy is.."

Schrodingers Retard by ojtuto May 28, 2026