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penis bomb

The act of sending pictures of wang to all the contacts from someone else's facebook/myspace/etc. Preferrably anonymously
OH shit Charlie ! I can't believe someone penis bombed by facebook account !
by G1313 December 30, 2009
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sippin penis

The term dates back to a camping outing in the late 80's where a friend of "House" (whom we called "Elvis") was having an inebriated conversation in which blowjobs (oral sex) was compared with whiskey. The analogy stated that you can have quick, nasty oral sex such as a quicky blowjob in a public restroom or in your car and that compares with the cheap, off-brands of whiskey which you also drink hastily and "chug" down. On the other hand, you have the finer, more desireable blowjobs where you are much more relaxed, take your time and truly enjoy the whole sexual experience much more, such as one done privately with some extremely hot girl you are dating. In turn, this compares with the finer, more expensive, quality bourbons which are poured into nice snifters or tumblers and sipped slowly at a special time and enjoyed much more- such as with fine Kentucky sipping whiskey. At this point someone asked "Elvis" if this meant that a quality blowjob meant you had a "sipping penis" and the group consensus was yes, indeed. A fine, quality blowjob was indicative of a "sipping penis". Of course, when "Elvis" used the term with his southern drawl, it was soon emulated with the spelling "sippin" and the penis term likewise pronounced in accord with the dialect.
Jennifer and I went on vacation. We spent the weekend in her folks' cabin and while watching the sun set on the porch, she gave me a knob job. Man, that was the best BJ I've ever had... she was truly sippin' penis!
by Frank Klaune December 16, 2004
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Penis Schnitzel

The answer you shout when you don't know the real answer when playing Trivial Pursuit.
Q: 'Who is the emperor of Zimbabwe?'
A: 'Umm, Penis Schnitzel!!?'

Q: 'What is the world's best-selling book?'
A: 'Ahh yes, that would be Penis Schnitzel.'
by Eimer September 4, 2011
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Penis Grill

An old fashioned grill used to cook penises and occasionaly large sausages.
Man, that is one hot penis grill!
by MMMMMMM~ August 31, 2008
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Roys Penis

A godly relic that all men should envy and wish that they had.
Dude I want a Roys penis.
by Leoking April 17, 2011
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penis snail

scientific name: coitus interruptus

when you make the flaccid penis look like a snail by pulling up the balls and bending the head down. the penis snail is usually dormant, but is most frequently awakened by romantic situations, which it likes to interrupt.
"Oh joey, i love y---"

**PENIS SNAIL**

"... well shit."
by cock-and-balls4000 May 16, 2009
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Penis Brigade

When a dude is bangin' a chick and at the cusp of orgasm yells "Penis Brigade!" at which point several other dudes run into the room and proceed to masturbate all over the woman's body in a Bukake-like manner.
Dave and his friends from home gave this drunk freshman a Penis Brigade on Friday night, man. It was funny as hell and everyone laughed like a bastard.
by Greg April 28, 2005
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