fuck maths 

Guys have mathematical rules on the ages of socially acceptable sexual partners (half your age plus seven is a good one).
To do fuck maths is to mathematically work out whether somebody falls within the age limits.

I'm 20 she's 16, which is not quite half my age plus seven. But I did the fuck maths and in 2 years I'll be 22 she'll be 18 which will make it OK.

fuck maths by The Dangerous One August 11, 2005

Matheus 

The Sexiest Type Of Person Alive , Every Girl Would Like To Have a Matheus , And every guy is jealous of him . He Is also very experienced in bed .

Girl ; Omg ! look at matheus The Sexiest guy !

Boy ; He can go Fuck Himself .

Matheus by Adam focker November 6, 2011

mathcore 

A sub-genre of hardcore/metal.
Normally involving technical guitar work, high-ranged vocals, and off time-signatures.

The Number 12 Looks Like You & The Dillinger Escape Plan are two good example of Mathcore.

mathcore by XDillionX October 20, 2007

Mathematicize 

To make technical in matter or subject. To perform the calculations on. To solve as in the case of a math problem.

I'm going to mathematicize my Statistics homework.

Mathematicize by Michael Nelson July 22, 2004

mathlete 

n - An active participant in league-centered mathematical competitions, such as ARML, NYSML, and state-run programs.

Etymololgy: from the English math and athlete, a composite word invented circa 1975 by J. Bryan Sullivan, president of the national math league and math league coach of Hudson, Massachusetts and the Western Massachusetts Region.

The State math competition is a sight to see. The very thought of so many mathletes in one room inspires awe.

mathlete by Peter Goldstein October 8, 2004

jerry mathers 

Slang for a vagina or vulva. Derived from the name of the actor portraying "Beaver" or "the Beav" in television's "Leave it to Beaver"

"I can't wait to get a hold of her jerry mathers."
"I want my monkey in your jerry mathers."
"He gingerly pressed his vein-laden manhood into her wet, willing jerry mathers."

jerry mathers by my8086 May 25, 2007

Mathsterbate 

To require kleenex after mathematical gratification

Sophia helped Luke mathsterbate, then swallowed his cumulative frequency

Mathsterbate by Tom and Sarah July 28, 2008