PC Master Race

The term was coined satirically, but (un)surprisingly it's become a real circlejerk on Reddit.

A bunch of children who believe themselves to be incredibly intelligent and enlightened simply because they begged their parents to buy them a $1000 graphics card.

Building a PC is not mentally challenging and if you think it is, then you, my friend, are among the "peasants".

Common PC Master Race posts:

"DAE consoles suck?!??!?!!???!!!11!!one"

"muh gtx 1080!"

"Intel i7 or go home"

"I'm a virgin, but I have enough RAM to fuck multiple girls at once"

"I'll probably get mine watercooled"

"Is it strange that I jerk off to my graphics card?"

by Just Another Retarded Anon October 26, 2016

Ring Master

The master of all things anal. Akin to "Beast Master".

Dick gave his girlfrien Jane, the title of "Ring Master", as she was the only one who could tickle his prostate with her tongue.

by Davo66 September 18, 2003

Shit Face Cock Master

Kevin- a guy that goes to high school with me. hes a real duche.

Kevin is a shit face cock master

by J-Sizzle April 21, 2004

masterbating

(verb/Adv.) to bat masterfully during either a cricket or a baseball game.

Game commentator: Did you see that HOME RUN, that was out of this WORLD. This truly is masterful batsmanship.
Me: No, this is just masterbating .

by mambassenpai November 12, 2014

master exploder

when a man masturbates and or has sex and the semen holds back then explodes violently

I had a master exploder on your mom last night.

by ApManbussum April 28, 2009

Master of sass

A homosexual male that imbodies the image and likeness of a culture's style or chic.

Can also be a bit imprudent, but overall jaunty in manner and appearance

Everyone was well dressed at the Ball, but it was the Master of Sass who stole the show, with his Prada attire and new wave hair doo.

by SammyDavies3 April 29, 2006

master bait

Noun
Used to define a slave that intentionally or inadvertently temps their master to desire to or to perform sexual acts on them.
Similar to queerbait.
See also slave, master.

That slave is some real master bait 'cause the way he bends over to pick that cotton really makes me wanna stick it in 'im.

by matt-amatics January 29, 2008