cafeteria speed date

A cafeteria speed date is comprised of three main steps:
1. Man/woman walks into a cafeteria/diner/eatery
2. Man/woman sits down with a person sitting alone
3. Man/woman has a conversation with that person as if on a date
Although awkward at first, this method of meeting people may sometimes be bold enough to work.

(Man sits down across from unsuspecting woman)
Man: "I know what you're thinking... But before you tell me to scram, I just wanna say that this is my first cafeteria speed date and you looked like you could use some company. What do you say?"
Woman: "(hesitates...) Uhh okay, I have a few minutes. What's your name?"

by JMayzin March 11, 2011

Date

Required quality time prior to sex

You're so hot, I'd love to take you on a date.

by ITExec September 15, 2020

Date Bombed

When you date someone and marry them. Immediately after the honeymoon they do a 180 and show who they really are and it's NOT GOOD. You did not marry the person you dated.

My psycho bitch wife date bombed me

by Pudhud12 July 7, 2021

dating a fetus

Dating a person that is 18 years or more your junior. Note it is illegal to have sex with someone under the legal age of consent.

Her desire for dating a fetus, diminished considerably, when she calculated that she would not be able to have sex with her date till she was at least 36.

by mlhiss March 19, 2020

Running Date

Two endurance athletes start the date with a run lasting a few miles, they then proceed to have sexual intercourse in a public place as part of their run. They then run back to where they started and have sex again more aggressively to prove their endurance to one another.

I also run half marathons, should we have a running date?

by TheRealOneAmongUs May 19, 2021

date

dick at the end.

do you wanna' go on a date with me this weekend ?

by schneidx October 14, 2023

AJ's date

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AJ's date to formal is REDACTED

by ajklein_07 February 23, 2022