Long Island is an overpriced overtaxed ghetto, crime is a constant fact of life no matter how high you build your walls but don’t worry getting a pistol permit only takes 2.5 years. The official past times of Long Island are drunk driving, shopping, sitting in traffic, eating shitty bagels, and returning cans to for money to buy bagels. If you are unfortunate enough to find yourself here leave immediately before your wheels get jacked, but don’t go to fast or you’ll have 43 tickets in the mail from all of the cameras.
by PastorRR March 19, 2020
Get the Long Islandmug. An island that is made up of Jewish Cannibals. They were sent there by the Nazis in WWII, they eventually died off but reproduced. They also are cut away from the outside world. No one goes in, no one comes out. If you try to go there, you WILL get killed and eaten. They are also behind like 4 , so they don't even know what modern technology even is.
by Ughhhh12 July 8, 2018
Get the Nazino Islandmug. When your lady rides your face (feet facing) and shits on the bridge of your nose and eyes during orgasm.
by Arty Hammer December 7, 2023
Get the Rhode Island Ray Banmug. I don’t have enough time to get ready so I guess I gotta take a staten island shower lmao don’t judge
by Lamps piano June 28, 2020
Get the staten island showermug. by Bartwilleatbadorkbee August 18, 2022
Get the Island eldermug. by Plumbus-C137 May 29, 2017
Get the oi oi pineapple islandmug. The home to all crackheads and druggies mainly on mamba and spice. Located at Old Square next to the Square Peg Wetherspoons.
Somebody call a mambalence! Steve is chasing a pigeon for a pound again. All you see is these lot at mamba island.
by Cxurtgram August 19, 2021
Get the mamba islandmug.