Van Dark 

A synonym for "the fag". Commonly used by wannabe gothic troubled queer ass roleplayers who need lives.

Eg. Devani Van Dark is totally not straight. He sips tomato juice, He's like, so goth *flips hair*

Van Dark by GoatyVomit May 22, 2014

Chronicles of a Dark Lord: Episode I Tides of Fate 

A Role-Playing game for the PC created in the "old-school" style of Final Fantasy IV, V, or VI. Breaks several long-held RPG conventions (such as your main character actually being a hero) with enhanced graphics/sound and so on.

Can purchase on Gamersgate.com or Impulse.

Features:

-25+ hours of game-play

-Classic Mode 7 graphics

-Side-view Active-time Battles (ATB) reminiscent of the classic console RPGs

-Full-Screen/Windowed Mode Toggle

-Enhanced graphics and sound!

-Optional quests and bonus dungeons!

-Beautifully orchestrated soundtrack by Kevin Macleod

-Decisions you and your party make will affect whether other characters or even NPCs live or die and much more!

Enter a world of shadowy intrigue where stained pasts collide with the present in an explosive confrontation that will define one young man's dark destiny as he attempts to thwart the machinations of a true evil beyond all imagining...

You played Chronicles of a Dark Lord: Episode I Tides of Fate yet? Move over Final Fantasy, you've been replaced.

Chronicles of a Dark Lord: Episode I Tides of Fate by HexGamer1 June 19, 2011

Monkeys in the dark with pens 

A metaphor used to emphasis a situation that you just couldn't see coming. Often followed up by the phrase "You just can't see 'em coming."

Malix: Nope, he just A Sploded right there.
Atolm: Like monkeys in the dark with pens...
Malix: *sighs* You just can't see 'em coming.

Monkeys in the dark with pens by Malix August 12, 2004

The dark crystal 

An amazing film that I star in as that one screaming monster in the background.

Guy: what’s that amazing film that has weird creatures and a dumb plot?
Other guy: oh that’s the dark crystal.

The dark crystal by Girls-on-film•=• April 3, 2020

Punching the dark star 

More commonly, but boringly, known as analingus.

Dude, it was so fucked up! As this chick was climbing up the ladder out of the pool, I pulled her bikini bottom down and started punching the dark star like there was no tomorrow. I mean, I could taste the last three meals she had eaten, know what I mean? We've all been there. Anyway, all of the sudden, her grandma appeared over the horizon and caught us. To make matters worse, it was right when she busted out a serious fart box queef. It was quite embarrassing, to say the least.

Punching the dark star by Bobo Debauchery June 11, 2011

alone in a dark house 

Alone in a dark house is a roblox game abouta detctive trying to figure out the death of the smith family but while at the house the son eric is being a bitch and hes also a black demon also also its a game that two people played till 4 am and then the next stopped playing the game

Jamaica: wanna play alone in a dark house

Kaelon:oh god no remember what happened last time

Jamaica: but arnt you dating eric and you haven't seen eric in a while

Kaelon:fine lets play

alone in a dark house by Timmy and friends April 11, 2020

Lyzz the Dark Beast 

Honorary name of one who will assasinate the world leaders and become ultimate goddess / emperess of the universe. Giver of hugs and kisses. Goddess of all that is cute.

You so pulled a Lyzz the Dark Beast on me! Gimme a hug, you loser!

Lyzz the Dark Beast by Yer Brainz, foo' April 3, 2005