Definitions by Malix
Monkeys in the dark with pens
A metaphor used to emphasis a situation that you just couldn't see coming. Often followed up by the phrase "You just can't see 'em coming."
Malix: Nope, he just A Sploded right there.
Atolm: Like monkeys in the dark with pens...
Malix: *sighs* You just can't see 'em coming.
Atolm: Like monkeys in the dark with pens...
Malix: *sighs* You just can't see 'em coming.
Monkeys in the dark with pens by Malix August 12, 2004
kinky b00ts
The recommended footwear of any gray elven lady who "appreciates the beauty in everything" looking to pull moon elf. Also the ultimate stomping footwear, although it usually goes by its more descriptive name, "kinky thigh high leather b00ts with zips the size of France and tassels for personal pleasure."
Lothriel walks into the Tavern.
Arcadia looks at Lothriel.
Arcadia says, with a glance at her footwear, "Very nice... I bet you get the attention of all the men... and women..."
Arcadia looks at Lothriel.
Arcadia says, with a glance at her footwear, "Very nice... I bet you get the attention of all the men... and women..."
kinky b00ts by Malix August 12, 2004