Ninja of Darkness

A master hacker who often bends space and time just because he is bored. He is able to summon his thirty-four black belts at will from anywhere in the universe, doing so by slipping them through wormholes from his hacker yacht at his hacker island. He is a little bit lumpy at times, but that is only a side-effect of his undigested metal pipes that he slips down his throat while hacking to keep him focused.

"Did the Ninja of Darkness totally just slurp down a metal pipe in front of the Moderators?"
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just gulped Andrew's 2DS in front of the Moderators."
"I think the Ninja of Darkness totally just licked a salty moai to oblivion in front of the Moderators."
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just swallowed a roomba whole in front of the Moderators."

by zimbabwezaibatsu April 25, 2023

picture of the dark

sending a dick pic to an innocent girl

omg he sent me a picture of the dark 😤😤🙄😤

by abby 🥄🥄🥄 December 6, 2017

dark vodka

An alcohol that does not result in hangovers when consumed. Yes, it’s a real thing.

I’ll have one dark vodka, please.

by * HH * January 29, 2025

Angel234~Dark Seraphim - Vegeta Is The Dragon Ball GT Japanese Animation {Anime} Entirely_

Angel234~Dark Seraphim - Vegeta Is The Dragon Ball GT Japanese Animation {Anime} Entirely_

Angel234~Dark Seraphim - Vegeta Is The Dragon Ball GT Japanese Animation {Anime} Entirely_

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 22, 2025

The Republic of Darkness Dusk

A very pro faction on a lego game called 'The Wild West'.

"Hey, did you know that DARK is pro faction?"
"DARK IS PRO FACTION"
"THE REPUBLIC OF DARKNESS DUSK PRO FACTION"
"w"
"w"

by ComposedConsistencys August 7, 2022

Dark

Dark he is just a fucking player

shadowy: have you heard of that dark kid

shine: ew yeah

by DarkTheGayWeeb February 8, 2020

Dark Aging

Covering yourself and your lover up with blankets that have holes in them by your genitals. Then one of you must tackle the other down the stairs or off the bed. Then you have to try to insert your penis into her hole. If you get it in before two minuets, your lover has to throat fuck you and say "what a lovely tea party".

Hey Laura do you want to try dark aging tonight?

by Thejerseydirtbag May 1, 2015