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Shit Covered Corn 

When pp smelly and weird looking.
Mom: Honey What’s wrong?
Me: I have shit covered corn.
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children of the corn 

The substance that is created when ejaculate has been unloaded in a rectum ripe with fecal matter.
My girl and I tried anal sex last night, unfortunately she didn't tell me she was constipated. When I finished she farted out some nasty children of the corn.

Whiskey River Cream Corn 

When someone eats 3 cans of cream corn then takes a diarrhea dump on their partners asshole. After the dump is complete they slurp it back up with a McDonald's milkshake straw
So Robert had his girlfriend share a whiskey river cream corn experience with him last night and it ended badly.

chocolate corn eyed sewer rat 

A big piece of shit with corn for texture
The Phats went to a cookout and ate so much corn on the cob, they left big chocolate corn eyed sewer rats in the toiletbowl

creamed corn rows 

Old white person with corn rows
Last time I was a the nursing home I saw a dude with creamed corn rows.
creamed corn rows by Alienstunt August 10, 2007

Horse Corn 

refers to something that is unnecessary, silly, or just plain stupid, inefficient, annoying, or absurd.
It's a synonym for bull shit.
The other day my professor said that he was going to give a test on April 20th, that's horse corn.

All the gossip she has been spreading about me is total horse corn.

Horse Corn by trixehobbitses March 25, 2009