couch

Vagina

Stop picking at my couch!

by jessi. October 15, 2003

fuck yo couch

disrespect against a person in a humerous way.

fuck yo couch homie!!!

by Dizzzzy May 30, 2006

Couch Potato

When a patron masturbates by sodomizing his penis in between the cushions and body of the couch.

Before a fun night out with his friends, Jared likes to watch Disney's Aladdin while performing a couch potato on his living room couch.

by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi

French term for Let's get busy.

Male: Hey baby, let's voulez-vous coucher avec moi and they get some chicken.
Female: Alright, boy, as long as you'll sewing machine me.
Male: Hell, yeah!

by curtbash August 26, 2008

couch ass

A girl I used to work with at SilverCity whose ass was so big we called her couch ass, or sofa ass. Ahe had an ass you could sit on. We could never get by her at the candy bar, and always had to go all the way around the other way because her couch ass took up the entire aisle.

Couch ass was stocking the fridges with Gatorade, and I nearly sat on her, pulled her arm, and reclined on her like a La-Z-Boy.

by uncle_class January 27, 2004

Couche

a suave or fancy way of saying "couch"
another way to spell coochie.

Hey baby, come lay on this couche and let me get in that coucheee.

by kattteeebate June 2, 2010

couch girl

Sometimes couch girls get promoted to bed girls

"Now all she does is sit on his bed watching him play WoW. At least she got promoted from couch girl."

by jamjamboree December 28, 2005