Child

A name and phrase which you call someone you are fond of
Hi child how are you doing ?

Child move out the way
Go to sleep child
by Holland152 May 31, 2018
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A smol human that you want to yeet across the room, but at the same time you want to protect it.
*gasp* it's a child!
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A human being that suffer from pressure in school life and parents
Your child is tired please low your expectations
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It's only use is for free labor.
A child can be the same as a slave.
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A grown adult that thinks they understand something, when In actuality they are clueless.

This can be expanded so widely it’s hard to put a finger on.

And example would be: Jesus turned water into wine. When the child hits 12 and has learned basic science, he know learns this is most likely false. He speaks aloud how loudly how intelligent he is as being the first person to have ever thought of this.

He is a child. Never looking at this from all angles of life. He just makes the simple observation while everyone who is 30 years older is a fool, while he holds all the answers in life.
I’ve come the the realization that religion is foolish!

Child, you have come to the realization that you are foolish is all.
by Dairo11 October 22, 2022
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An evil being found playing video games in their bedroom till three Am, ranging from games like Fortnite :-( to Minecraft B-) Sometimes referred to as "little sh** heads", and won't respond to you unless you mention Oreos.
Bruh this child is hacking in hypixel like who does that.
You absolute child. Playing Fortnite, imagine lol.
by Honkityy March 30, 2021
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