Child

They're like people accept shorter.

You want to know something funny? I didn't even know that was your child's name! 😂🤣😂 There's more than one Matthew in the world.

by Hym Iam April 3, 2022

guitar child

A guitar child is somebody who is retarded or acoustic in short it's a more polite way of saying autistic

Thomas is such a guitar child

by The Invisible man July 7, 2017

Child Merchant

When you make out with someone under 13

Aye that boy William a Child Merchant

by zooted_official March 15, 2022

Golden Child

Golden Child is a kpop group which debuted in 2017 and started with 11 members, Daeyeol, Y, Jangjun, Tag, Seungmin, Jaehyun, Jibeom, Donghyun, Joochan and Bomin, but one of the members, Park Jae-seok, Left due to a health issue in January 6 2018.

“Have you heard about Golden Child? I like the group and theres no way you could fake liking them because they're more unknown than your parents who left you in an adoption center”

by Tzuyu is not here August 4, 2023

Middle Child

The annoying loudmouth who thinks they are a big shot and acts like the have never been fed before.

The middle child is always the one that is most likely to be adopted, they just aren’t normal.

by Lol_Definitions May 16, 2021

Childe

A boy with big thighs that catches every girl’s gaze within a minute but that doesn’t notice his charm because of his density.

Omg I fell in love with Childe. Just looking at him makes me wanna kms. D:
Come home Childe

by Mimicatte November 23, 2021

heart child

A heart child is a term for the younger siblings (don't call yourself a heart child if you're older than one of your siblings.) Who's parents usually spend more time on the older ones who are considered special/smart. They think of leaving their family but they also think it'll hurt them too much(emotionally/mentally). So they hesitate to leave.
They try to one up their older sibling too, in which they usually fail to do so.
A reason why they might hesitate to leave is because of a person in their family they care deeply about and may or may not be their sibling.

*mother and heart child fighting*

Heart child: you're always cooped up with (insert sibling name).

Mom: no I am not!

Heart child: you forgot to pick me up from school like how many times, you also forgot my birthday, and you never attended to anything that I did that was special to me.

Mom: quit being dramatic and go to your room!
*Later on*

Heart child: I want to leave this family, but won't it hurt them?..

by Azzytalk March 16, 2023