when a schizophrenic male comes into your home and collects all of your personal belongings, removes photos from their frames, and then proceeds to sort them into color coordinated piles. finally the male calls for the family to gather and begin the celebration, all taking place at an obscure hour of the night.
Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I wanted to surprise y’all with a nice Swiss Christmas.
by anonymous November 27, 2020
Get the Swiss Christmasmug. The evening of Christmas Day
by klausfiend December 26, 2021
Get the Christmas Davemug. Your boss's belief that, no matter how much work there is to be done, it will all be finished before the Christmas holidays so "we can start next year with a clean slate." See also "work smarter not harder."
"This is a joke. We'll never get it done before Christmas."
"Yeah, I know. The Christmas Fallacy. Fancy a beer?"
"Yeah, I know. The Christmas Fallacy. Fancy a beer?"
by gav-wan December 2, 2021
Get the The Christmas Fallacymug. It is Christmas Eve 2023.
by Straits Times December 22, 2023
Get the Christmas Eve 2023mug. Christmas is going in the wrong direction if it has become kissing ass to win a TV Christmas dance show competition. That's not what Christmas is about.
by Solid Mantis December 27, 2020
Get the Christmasmug. Half eaten carrot that's been left out for 5 days, very flexible. Probably a peice of chalk. Not to be mistaken for an actual hot dog.
by Christmas hot dog January 1, 2017
Get the christmas hot dogmug. christmas is a celebration.
by ItsDaDefinitionMaster May 2, 2022
Get the christmas celebrationmug.