2 definitions by Jerry mctits
Keith: What did you get your girlfriend for her christmas
Carl: In front of her family, I started dreaming of a white christmas all over her.
Carols Ejaculating Standard
Carl: In front of her family, I started dreaming of a white christmas all over her.
Carols Ejaculating Standard
by Jerry mctits May 26, 2016
A creepy stalker who gets horny after one shot. He thinks he can beat up anyone, when in fact he gets dick slapped by every tom, dick, and harry that walks by.
Girl 1: Hey , that guys been following us since that party.
Girl 2: Oh shit girl! you got russ'ed by Russel the love muscle.
Girl 2: Oh shit girl! you got russ'ed by Russel the love muscle.
by Jerry mctits October 21, 2016