Kitty Carpet

A woman's pubes. A small, well tended bush. Nice when freshly grown out from the bald-as-a-baby Brazilian treatment.
Can also refer to a merkin, especially if it is thin and flat.

I got lucky and munched on Jane's kitty carpet last night.

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky September 3, 2024

The Carp

While getting fellatio, sitting at the edge of any body of water, the giver (who is neck deep in water) deepthroats, puts their hands on their cheeks like gills, and stares at receiver with as big of eyes as possible.

I caught the carp in the poolroom.

by Leotard VonTearenhausen December 13, 2024

Sabrina Carpenter

OMG! Have you seen her?? She is fucking steaming!! Her ass, tits, and everything in between is smoltering!

"Wow, I wonder what Sabrina Carpenter can do with that mouth!"

by Sydney Sweeney Fr January 1, 2025

Canine Carpaccio

aka: Raw Dog

Yo mama just let me canine carpaccio without a cover!

by Logical Empiricist Stoic February 18, 2025

touch carpet

the opposite of touch grass
mainly used in rainbolt's comment section

Person 1: Yo bro you wanna play some geoguessr?
Person 2: Yeah sure bro
*Person 1 proceeds to get 5/5 on the hardest level*
Person 2: Touch carpet bro

by urbdictinger February 24, 2025

Sabrina carpenter

When you go over to a girls house and eat her out then you proceed to leave and come back home to your girlfriend/wife and she tastes the other girls vagina.

I just pulled a Sabrina carpenter last night.

by Wilbanksss June 19, 2025

Clothing Carpet

The unkempt state of a floor (within a living area: bedroom, bathroom, or living room) completely or partially covered in clothing (clean or dirty) of varying depths.

The door to the bedroom was not easily opened due to the depth of the clothing carpet.

Be careful walking through the room, as I haven't done laundry in a while so my clothing carpet is getting deeper by the day.

by Niceguy73wv August 9, 2025