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Roche Bros

Pat and Bud Roche started the great company of Roche Bros during 1952.

When Ed and Rick Roche took control, the great company became the worst company.

Everything is over price, employees are treated like objects, managers have high egos, and they pay worse than McDonald. It's the work place for the unwanted people. Unintelligent teens, useless adults, and desperate people. Roche Bros company is base on slave labor and lies.
Roche Bros

Employee #1: Unfair! I been working here for 7 years and I am still making minimum wage!
Employee #2: So what? I been here for 8 years doing making minimum wage with no benefits and working 40 hours a week. Manager refuses to promote me to the Full-Time position.
Employee #1: you know the law states that they have to legal making you a Full-Timer, IF you work for a full month with Full-Timer's hours.

Employee #2: True, but my manager said that I would be fired if I tried legal action against the company. Also, the new associate rule book states that they can fire any employee for no reason if they please. I don't want to lose my job.

Employee #1: That sucks.
Employee #2: Not really. The departments don't have cameras in them. My crew and I get away with eating food and smoking weed.

Employee #1: Really?
Employee #2: Yup. Weed is the only thing that keeps me relax at work.
by Fow Pow April 24, 2017
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Bro-Math

The ability to instantly add up the weights on a bar-bell or perform any other "In The Gym" calculations almost instantly.
"45, 10 and 5 on each side that's 165lb"(Marcin)

"Dood, you hit 405 for like 3, that means you should probably max out at like 435." That's some real Bro-Math
by Tiny G December 14, 2012
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Bro it up

The term "bro it up" comes from a group of guys hanging out not doing much besides enjoying eachothers company and being men. No girls are involved in a Bro down. Often times involves a few cold beers, a funny show and maybe an xbox.
Bro Number 1: "Say dudes yall down to bro it up tonight?"
Bro Number 2: "im broke man"
Bro Number 1: "Good because I didnt ask to go out to the bar. I said lets bro it up. What the hell is wrong with you"
by Just an average Bro December 14, 2011
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TKO Bros

Brothers for life. A brother hold where they just fuck everybody up. It means they will fuck you up if you try to start shit. They show no fear towards anybody. They get fucked and fuck shit up.
Dude, dont fuck with the TKO Bros. They will TKO you.
by TKObro August 17, 2011
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Bernie Bro

A derogatory term coined by the Clinton machine to generalize Bernie supporters as sexist, white young men. The idea was to get Clinton elected simply because she was a female.

In reality, 58% of women and 55% of men approve of Sanders, according to a Harvard poll. Sanders supporters overwhelmingly support Elizabeth Warren - who is also female.

Then again, facts meant nothing back in 2016.
- Babe, Bernie's plans are gonna be dope! Infrastructure, education and free healthcare is gonna grow the economy like it did in the FDR days and his none-intervention foreign policy ends decades of American Imperialis...

- OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU A BERNIE BRO?!?!

-....Um...is that supposed to be a bad thing? Like I was saying...the economy and foreign policy...

- YOU'RE FUCKING SEXIST

¯\(°_o)/¯
by randomguy908727 September 28, 2017
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Yolo Bro

Your buddy that will succumb to only the slightest amount of peer pressure due to the overwhelming belief in the mantra YOLO (You Only Live Once). This buddy usually gets into very precarious situations due to overconfidence that commonly end in negative results. Yolo Bros behave much like Gremlins; only it's booze that will entice them after midnight, as apposed to food in the case of Gremlins.
Professor: What happened to Skindogg after I left the bar last night?
Knuts: Oh man, he turned into a Yolo Bro right before last call and ended up pissing his bed again.
by BootBanger November 17, 2011
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Bro-job

Non-gay oral sex between bros. Usually after a few drinks and a lack of normal female attention. You should try it.
"Dude did you hear about that sweet bro-job that Justin gave to Zach?"

"Yeah it was like totally cool....I guess....fml".
by broseph15 August 21, 2011
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