socom 2

See also-lag

1. The laggiest PS2 online game ever created.

2. Completely unrealistic game for PS2 in that the human head in online mode can endure 20 consecutive shots from a high-powered assault rifle. Also unreaslistic due to the fact that close proximity concusive blasts don't kill the opposing player instantly.

Fact: Nobody can truthfully deny this.

Socom2 can teach todays children that when they enter their first battle in WW3, it's perfectly safe to run straight into the enemy with only a 9mm and get head shots all the time without being nicked once by the enemies AK47s.

by Blasty2k September 1, 2005

2 bagger

Where a girl is so ugly you put a bag over your head and a bag over your head so while you're fucking her if her bag falls off you don't have to see her

This chick I was banging was so ugly she was a" 2 bagger?" A bag over my head just in case hers fell off.

by sassydiva September 1, 2015

December 2

If you skip December 2 you are gay

Wow josh skipped school on December 2, maybe he is a homosexual and likes my ass checks

by Poon_eater_meat_beater November 17, 2019

Rule #2

If you find a lobster in the street dont hug it

Always follow rule #2 never for get that you cant hug the lobster it will clip your tits

by Comic shane July 27, 2019

September 2

National beheaded day on some google searches

September 2 “Happy national beheaded day!”

by Chickenkiller247 November 4, 2019

April 2

It's international help your friend with his test day. Just send that test to your buddy.

Guy 1: yo i don't understand that test, could you send me what you have?
Guy 2: Why should I do that?
Guy 1: It's April 2nd
Guy 2: Ow in that case here you go!

by Gabriëlglasses13 April 2, 2020

2-24

National Bryant Day!

In honor of Gianna Bryant and Kobe Bryant's death this day will be celebrated for their numbers in their basketball career on National Bryant Day 2-24.

by I'm sad ;( February 9, 2020