Dragon Shits

When a person has fire breathing indigestion and the burning shits at the same time.

My stomach has me burning out both ends with the dragon shits.

by The Majestic Mother Fucker October 17, 2022

Shit interception

When someone has intercepted an enemy's shit.

The sneaky girl ended up getting back the shit she had been trying to give someone else after the shit interception. It was about getting even.

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

Shit stain

the definition of what a human is

YOU ARE A PERSON YOU SHIT STAIN

by Factsspitter334 April 23, 2022

Shit-boxed

Being barraged by something powerful in a videogame as soon as you spawn in for no reason.

Guy1: *spawns in a random GTA server and gets blown up by a MkII Opressor in under 2 mins*
"Dude! I just spawned in and I already got shit-boxed! this game is so unbalanced!

Guy2: Sounds like a skill issue to me.

by MP_Yamodo Kamodo December 7, 2022

Shit on

When you destroy everything and yell balls i ur jaw

You just got shit on

by Ballsinurjaws August 25, 2021

artillery shitting

Shitting at high power and/or speed, usually out the car window

"I got arrested after i started artillery shitting all over the highway

by Gay<bi>tch69420 November 27, 2019

Shit Toner

When your shit is so amazing it leaves a work of art on the toilet.

You: "I just left a Shit Toner in the bathroom, it looked like a Picasso ."

Friend: "Damn I guess I have to piss spray it off now."

by Hey Jack October 1, 2016