shit detective

Someone who patrols mens rooms sniffing up evidence and determining who destroyed the air quality after the hanus crime of relieving there bowels.

Matt and Dave are the lead shit detectives sniffing up evidence in the mens rooms looking for the culprit who destroyed the air quality!!!

by Biglerdick1 August 22, 2022

Italian Shit

A right shit whose also Italian
A person who can't stop talking about how they are Italian and how Italian food is the best

"Dude, Ranchero won't stop bragging about his pasta"
"I know he's such an Italian Shit"

by Clagus December 19, 2017

Shit Shivers

The chills or shivers one has immediately prior to and during a massive shit.

Are we almost there? The shit shivers are beginning.

by Mega Hemroids September 5, 2021

Shit Anchor

When you feel compelled to do something but are anchored in place by the fact you are taking a dump or cleaning your rectum.

Bob: "Are you going to run up here and get your dog off my front porch?"
Me: "I would but I just cast off my shit anchor."
Bob: "Well hell, I understand, see you in about 3 hours."

by membersmarktp1 September 13, 2014

hot shit

Just better then anything else out there that in comparison is shit.

That girl Natalie is hot shit!!

by Not Raphael October 2, 2018

hot shit

someone or something that's described to be really cool.

I went to my friend's house and met his dad, and boy, was he a hot shit.

by Suburbanz71 October 7, 2018

Hot Shit

Just another way to say 'so cool' or 'so great'. Most likely originated from US fighter pilots and their slang.

Ex 1
He thinks he's hot shit just because his daddy buys him any pair of J's that he wants. But let's see that bitch nigga on the court.

Ex 2
That wing-wiper thinks he is such hot shit because he pilots an F-16 and dropped some eggs on some towelheads. But let's see him handle the superior maneuvering capabilities and speed of the F-22.

by Loyal_Michigander August 31, 2014