Shit Shivers

The shivering you get right before you unload a 10-pound dump into the toilet. This is followed by goosebumps, a flexed butthole, and a strange growling noise in your stomach telling you its time to unload.

Viktor: Dude, are you okay? You're shaking pretty badly.
Tim: Yeah, dude I'm fine I just got the shit shivers.

by TheBadBoi2009 November 05, 2009

shit shivers

That tingly,goose-bumpy feeling you get when a particularly robust turd rounds "cape corn" in your colon and scrapes against your spine.

I was pinchin' a loaf this morning and a massive loggerhead turd gave me a case of the shit shivers

by wolfbait51 May 01, 2011

shit shiver

The shiver you get after dropping a deuce of substantial girth that tests the laws of physics. Like cold shiver but much more satisfying. In fact, very similar to a piss shiver, enjoyed after satisfying a tremendous need to drain your lizard.

Man, I hate dropping a deuce so enormous that it feels like giving birth & leads to rectal spasms. Hey, but at least I got to enjoy the inevitable shit shiver.

by Lovell from UT September 02, 2010

shit shivers

Reaction caused by waiting too long to take a shit. Usually results in an explosion.

Hurry up! I'm getting the shit shivers!

by Jods March 17, 2006

shit shiver

when you can feel your shit turtle necking so hard your body starts to spasm

leonardo: bro are you alright, you look like your about to fucking collapse
dicaprio: im fine bro i just have a hard case of the shit shivers

by criticalbruhmoment October 10, 2019

shit shivers

when you have to take a hardcore shit and you get shivers

Frank: Hey Fred why was that guy cold its like 100 degrees
Fred: He wasn't cold he just had the shit shivers

by yupz August 30, 2009

Shit shivers

The terrible spine tingling shivering sensation you mmmm that accompanies a looming dump.

Hun. Hand me another blanket please. I have the shit shivers but I’m too tired to go take a dump.

by Mega Hemroids February 22, 2021