My Father

A massive piece of shit that will quit literally fuck up your entire life. Not only is he an alcoholic, but he's mentally abusive, too! Wow, what a catch!

My Father ruined my life and is the root cause of my mental issues.

by metabolism April 20, 2023

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My feelings

It DID hurt them you bald bitch. Your genetic inferiority is visible at a glance!

Hym "I mean give me a break! He looks like 'Kitten' from that reality show where Tristan Tate kicks him off the island! Seriously! Did you see him without the make-up!? That's what he looks like! It hurt my feelings. Defies reason. Is an affront to God... AND Satan!"

by Hym Iam April 20, 2023

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Is My mind & me from Selena Gomez or Instagram official account?

by Kmqq April 21, 2023

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As per my previous email

This phrase is usually used in the context of business related things, where some manager or employee above you demands for information or input when clearly you've given them it in your last email. Obviously that person has not read your emails nor did they bother to read them. They probably only sent the email because it was their job to do so.

Me: *Gives them the required documents via email*
Them: "Hello. Please submit all documents today. Thank You.*
Me: AS PER MY PREVIOUS EMAIL........

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 21, 2023

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Beef Stew in my Shoe

Diarrhea (aka beef stew) neatly dripped down the production line (your pant leg), gathered in your sterilized shoe, then canned for resale, or to simply waft with besties on a rainy day.

“Beef stew in my shoe” has been so well received, I’ve been asked to expand my menu.

Shoe salad, foot fries, hamstring hash, ankle appetizers, all served with toe jam gravy.

by BB29576 April 21, 2023

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