Getting the jump 

Getting laid

Alyssa’s gonna be getting the jump later

Getting the jump by Big turbo November 6, 2020

the jimmy reynolds 

one who squeals like a girl when getting teabagged by someone five years older than him

"what a pussy. i would have thought you were man enough for this. fuckin jimmy reynolds..."

the jimmy reynolds by Eems March 28, 2003

Sip the Juice 

In other words, bitch suck my dick bone dry for dat cum babyy.

awwwwhh sip the juice babe

Sip the Juice by bjloverforever May 31, 2011

flip flaping the jacking sack 

Choking the chiken or any form of self plesure or masturbation involving your hand, lube ,and your favorite playboy mag.

i'm flip flaping the jacking sack.

flip flap the jacking sack

flip flaping the jacking sack by wakety sacety May 8, 2009

The Jungle Book 

One of the worst Disney movies ever made. Disney is believed to have almost gone under after making this monstrosity. Aladdin, however, saved the company because it was so unbelievably awesome.

Only Jesse Lucas could love The Jungle Book because she was the weirdest in all the land.

The Jungle Book by ArcherGuy November 17, 2009

the jizz wagon

A penis, specifically my penis.

Any girls want a ride on my jizz wagon?

the jizz wagon by bob jones March 19, 2005

the jojo 

When having sex, yell "jojo is always on my mind" stuttering. in reference to "back in the USSR".

Moscow girls make me scream and shout that jojo is always on my mimimimimind.
Inspiration for the jojo

the jojo by The Dudemeister December 19, 2007