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Soggy Sausage 

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A very limp and flaccid dick. Usually longer than an average penis.
Jimmy: So how was sex with Austin last night?
Maddison: It was pretty good, he had a Soggy Sausage at first, but he got it up.
Soggy Sausage by TheCalico December 2, 2014
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retracting sausage 

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When you lose a stiffy because you saw grammy naked
"Last night I saw my grandma's saggy tits then I got a retracting sausage"
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Raw-Sausage 

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The act of tearing your banjo-string and pulling your foreskin to the base of ones penis.
Guy 1: Dude! hows your raw-sausage?
Guy 2: Its painful and red...
Raw-Sausage by Chocolate Gloves May 11, 2015
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Saber Sausage

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Saber sausage is where you're boner has accended to the level of war. It thirst to wage its mass destructive force against those who stand against its might.
The chosen one shall rise the saber sausage to vanquish all. So it was written.
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nauseous sausage 

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A sex act whereby a man shoves his penis so far down his partner's throat so as to induce vomiting
I gave Jill the old nauseous sausage last night and it took forever to clean up all the vomit.
nauseous sausage by fffreak69 September 10, 2015
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swag sausage 

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Swag sausage is an ingredient used to make Swagoo
Fuccboi: Yo lets make swagoo girrrl!
Swag Princess: I want none of that swag sausage
swag sausage by Swagger-in-Chief April 13, 2016
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