Vanilla Fappuccino

When you get a handjob in the Starbucks bathroom from the barista, and she then proceeds to make someone else's drink, using your own special vanilla extract.

Dude, Emma totally just gave me a Vanilla Fappuccino in the stall. I love Starbucks now.

by Mike M. September 17, 2014

faparous

Someone who masturbates with food condiments. For example, salad dressing,mustard,peanut butter, etc.

"Why did you call me a faparous?"
"Because I caught you jerking off with horseradish all over your dick!"

by Joe Cooper April 10, 2004

Fappetite

The period of time between masturbations, during which an appetite for a good 'fapping' or masturbation, grows.

Dude, don't spoil your fappetite!

by sjp09 January 21, 2009

fapworthy

To be sexually desirable to induced the need to masturbate.

She didn't need to undress, she was totally fapworthy

by Limba Woods December 16, 2013

The Fappers

Rock band from Slovenia, Europe.

The Fappers, I mean the hottest band ever.

by tredvi March 13, 2012

Faping

Blowing sick clouds from your vape while jerking your dick

Kris: Sorry I couldn't do the presentation last night, I was too busy faping.
Tanner: dont sweat it.

by Tee13one April 26, 2017

Fapping

See Womba's Mum

Fapping

by xSilentx February 21, 2009