Definitions by sjp09
Fappetite
The period of time between masturbations, during which an appetite for a good 'fapping' or masturbation, grows.
Journalgasm
The event of something so amazing happening that you can't think of anything except your journal or blog and how appropriate it would be and one explodes in a fit of ecstasy
*Obama messes up the speech at his inaugaration*
Shelly: OMG, this is incredible! I know just where this is going as soon as i get home!!
Michelle: Oh no, Shelly's had her 5th journalgasm of the day.
Shelly: OMG, this is incredible! I know just where this is going as soon as i get home!!
Michelle: Oh no, Shelly's had her 5th journalgasm of the day.
Journalgasm by sjp09 January 21, 2009