Clock Spider

An outdated meme that has somehow begun trending again for no discernable reason.

John: Yo, why the hell did Pepe become such a hit again? It died like three years ago.
Jason: Yeah, it's such a Clock Spider, dude.

by CallousedCalcium December 12, 2016

clock jargon

When you ask someone for the time and are told "half past" or "quarter past".

Person 1: Excuse me... What time is it?
Person 2: Quarter past.
Person 1: That's clock jargon... Can you tell me what the exact time is please?

by Fairhart January 23, 2017

Clocklove

When two males lay next to one another with their penis pointing different directions - similar to clock hands, prior to engaging in sexual act.

Jose was laying there with another man and when I walked in, it was a total clocklove

by Mortimer_Guy February 7, 2017

clock

A measuring device of something we will always be in shortage of.

Hot clock.
yeah the time is tickin' even faster now.
Woah.

by The legitimate definer June 19, 2017

ClockBlocked

When you and your boyfriend/girlfriend are in different time zones

I totally got clockblocked last night

by ayyy420666 April 18, 2018

Clocked

The person or thing is super cool.

Dang lena your outfit is clocked

by Unknowner99 August 20, 2017

clocktimist

A person who is never on time and thinks they can fit too many things into their day. A time optimist.

- I can't believe Tim is late again! He's such a clocktimist

- Are you sure that you're not being clocktimistic? Three parties and a wedding in one evening sounds like a lot.

by CJ 🐬 September 29, 2017